i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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