Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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