I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i just google imaged poop.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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