dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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