Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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