Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
