TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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