At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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