Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
