ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We had to coat check the pizza.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
