Porn is love you can see.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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