We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize
