i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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