Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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