The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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