So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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