Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
splinters make it hard to masturbate
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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