He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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