I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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