Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
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I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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