"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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