Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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