Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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