That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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