I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
It's official drugs can't kill me
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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