When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize