I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch π€·πΌββοΈ
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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