worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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