worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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