Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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