I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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