I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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