This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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