Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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