Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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