is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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