weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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