he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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