508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize