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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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