Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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