Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize