i can't believe i had my finger in that
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
they're like a gay fantastic four
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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