I wanna passion pit in your ass
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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