VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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