What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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