He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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