Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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