Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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