Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
