And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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