i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The beer is more important than you right now.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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