Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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