I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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