stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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