Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I still have a little drunk in my system
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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