Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize